I thought those things at the opening gig were flaming dildos. Now I can see it all clearly. They were flaming marshmellows on sticks!!

Another laugh is watching the local reporters all decked out in heavy winter clothing, scarfs, mitts….in the background you can see poeple walking around in shirt sleeves.

Next time maybe they should have mud wrestling as one of the winter events. Man…what a nightmare Cypress is becoming. 20,000 tickets cancelled so far. No food , no water, no refrigeration…I’m sure glad I’m watching it on the big screen at home instead!!